Celestial Themes
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

wetheurban:

ART: Shipping Containers Painted With Greek God and Goddess Murals by Pichi & Avo

Spanish street art duo, Pichi & Avo’s participation in the North West Walls street art festival in Belgium resulted in this staggering, jaw-dropping mural.

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jenniferstolzer:

Skulduggery Pleasant — White Tie Evening…I’m stressed out today. When I stress, I fanart. 

The gang has been invited to a white-tie sorcerers event. Here’s their red carpet photo: everyone paired up with their plus-ones but… Ghastly? Ghastly where are you going? Oh…

variksenpelatin:

i want snapchat to exist in the naruto universe

vivzie-pop:

deceptive-fox:

YOU ALL MUST WATCH THIS

IT IS THE BEST THING AND I SMILE EVERY TIME—

needed this. Always need this <33333333

#NO  

Hercules? Honey, you mean Hunkules!

(Source: rapunzael)

Laa shay’a waqi’un moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine.

 urdnotdanie: Saren with #8? :D

relay314:

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HOOhhhhh the funnest!

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siriusblaque:

sirius, peter, and remus as james’s #1 hecklers during his quidditch games

"POTTER YOU CALL THAT A PASS? MY GRANDMOTHER IRMA, MERLIN REST HER SOUL, COULD’VE THROWN BETTER THAN THAT!"

"OI POTTER I’VE GOT TEN GALLEONS SAYS YOU FALL OFF YOUR BROOM IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES. MAKE ME RICH, EH?"

(Source: hrodens)